Mommy Tales!

You know you are having "a mommy day" when...

• Your child has already been on time out before the sun comes up
• Your child triggers your migraine because he's screaming
• You let your child run around in the manure, in his diaper while you wait out your migraine
• You let your kid watch two full length movies before lunch time
• Your 2 year old cries WAY more than your newborn (wait, I guess that's everyday at our house)
• You take a 30 minute shower, use every drop of hot water, and just don't even care what your kid is doing in the other room
• You change right back into your pjs after your shower
• The only thing in your fridge to give you comfort sounds gross so you pray that some kind neighbor will have devine revelation to bring you a huge tub of cookies and cream ice cream because you really don't feel like hauling everybody to the store just to get one item
• The only thing you want to do is blog about how bad your day is going even though you know that no body wants to hear your complaining and it won't make it better anyway
• Nap time doesn't come soon enough
• Your husbands job at Harkins and nursing school is lookin pretty good to your at home schedule

Thought some of you all could relate! I'll have to blog again after the caffinated soda I chugged kickes in and I'm feeling better!