Anyone want to volunteer to be my maid?

Will just spread sunscreen all over the couch and himself. I've decided I've had enough and he just gets to live with he sunscreen hair all day. Here is whats been destroyed these past few days-

• sprinkle container in the kitchen


• beans from a bean bag all over the living room


• cake mix in the kitchen


• a gallon of water in the kitchen


• a gallon of juice in the kitchen


• a gallon of water in the kitchen (yes again!)


• a box of baby food in the kitchen and family room


• a tube of toothpaste (this was the worst-all over himself, the dog, and the couch)


• ongoing potty accidents


• constant hitting and pushing of the baby sister

Since David isn't around very much I had to complain somewhere right? You may be wondering why I don't have more locks. But the reality is I do and then he breaks them or pounces every chance he gets.

I've decided this age of his is not my favorite-I think I much preferred the screaming baby-but wait-he still does that too? We majorly need a break from each other, Grandma and Grandpa here we come! Mexico is just way to close to my house and makes it tempting to just ship him across the border.